S12.E20: No Party Like a Mob Party - Page 2 - The Real Housewives Of New York City

Dorinda ranting and raving about how adult and mature it is to invite John to her birthday party can miss me.  He’s your ex, so you generally put that person in your past.  It’s not my affair if she wants to invite John, but it doesn’t make her better than someone who doesn’t associate with their ex and wants a clean break, and I felt like she was lecturing us on etiquette, which is rich.  

Can we imagine how much of a cow Dorinda would have if Tinsley was broken up with Scott and had him at a birthday dinner????

I can’t look at Dorinda in that dress and not think “boobs!”  

Ramona in the leather pants and the deep v neck top may not have been the best look ever, but I think it’s the best she’s looked all season, save maybe for the pink dress at her birthday.  And that is less of a compliment toward Ramona than it is a detraction from the way she’s dressed the rest of the season, which sucked.

I hate Luann calling Dorinda “D” the way I hate the way Sonja would call Bethenny “B” and calls Ramona “Singer.”  

Luann was so drunk in that scene where she was taking Dorinda to task for the standard Dorinda set in Mexico.  And Luann is also probably trying to make one last stand to be relevant because she has done nothing this season and her pocketbook couldn’t take the hit if she got demoted again.  It’s Dorinda’s birthday for fuck’s sake.  Who cares if she wants to break her own rules by closing apps at the birthday table?  Is that really the hill Luann wants to die on?  It beats the shit out of grabbing a man’s hand and telling him “my turn” when he’s out on a date with another woman, which is how she met Tom.  

John is gross.  He is doing way too much with his eyebrows.  I used to think he was ok, and then I rewatched the series again, and he was fucking creepy, always sweating and grabbing Dorinda and making her uncomfortable with PDA, not to mention when he came in hot to Dorinda’s bra party and started a fight with Bethenny, and shoving his hand in Ramona’s face at his dry-cleaning party. 

I’m calling it now—Luann is on the verge of another drunken incident.  She went from not drinking to being an apparent problem drinker on camera over the course of a few episodes.  I can imagine what she’s like off camera.  She was so inappropriate at Dorinda’s party, and Sonja and Dorinda were relatively well-behaved, not to mention Leah!  How many times is Luann going to break out the wobbly, deep happy birthday song and think It’s becoming or novel?  Dorinda was spot on in her talking head about how grating it was.  Luann’s been displeasing the audience with this since Jill’s birthday in season three!  What have we, as a collective audience, done to deserve this abuse for ten damn seasons?!?

Oh good, Luann is doing cabaret in the previews.  That should make for an exciting and unexpected series of events for the finale. 🙄

ncG1vNJzZmien6fCrr%2BNqamipZWptq6x0WeaqKVfqbyxtcJoaGppYmd%2Fbr%2BQa5xraF2jvG68wKursmWcnrimecBmpKiaXaWus8DYaKean5Vkf3A%3D